(Source: spytap, via andtheverdict)

(Source: spytap, via andtheverdict)
my sister just passed this thing while driving at home in KY.
Naw, Spaghetti doesn’t fit this one. She’s slippery and oozy like a noodle, but she’s kinda stubby. More like a macaroni than a spaghetti.
She is the sweetest thing. She’s a shorthair tabby and she loves to rub on EVERYTHING. She’s starved for attention and likes to knead my soft blanket. She also likes to climb under the blanket with me. She rubs her face in the crook of my arm and wants to be petted more every 5 minutes. So perfect. Mo doesn’t like her and is very distressed. The new cat is super chill and laid back and kind of hides when Mo comes to hiss under the door. I think we’re going to wait a few days before we try to integrate them. I don’t want Mo to attack the sweet kitty. I’m thinking of names to call her, but nothing has stuck. I keep coming back to Gloria, but I don’t know what we’d nickname her. Kiwi or Kiki have also come up repeatedly. We’re in no rush to name her, though. It has to fit.
She is now sleeping on my soft blanket, stretched out along my leg. She likes belly rubs! :3

(Source: jyunf)
I’m getting a cat for my birthday! Kyle and I are adopting a female short hair tabby from the shelter, hopefully tomorrow after my interview! :D :D :D :D
congrats to zach braff and donald faison for having literally the perfect friendship
Kyle and I compare our relationship to Turk and JD on a regular basis.
(via wit--beyond-measure)
My new habit of keeping my phone on low volume instead of vibrate is really paying off! I actually receive important calls!
I am so happy and so excited. Please please please please please wish me the best of luck cuz I need a job!
(via detoxalmighty)
This person is like my worst nightmare
Dirty and eating out of dumpsters and wanting to make friends with me